Wednesday, March 12, 2008

TOP 10

Top 10 People NOT To Spend Spring Break With

10. Isaiah Thomas
Sure, Isaiah Thomas is one of the 50 greatest NBA players off all time, but did you see what he did to the Knicks? Do you want that to happen to your Spring Break? Thomas has ruined the team through bad trades, poor money management, and sexual misconduct.


Read the latest on the Knicks season: http://www.nba.com/knicks/

9. Dog The Bounty Hunter
Chillin in Hawaii with Dog and Co. sounds like a great idea...Waikiki, diamond head, crack cocaine. There's a lot Dog can show you on the Big Island. And he ruins it all by calling you a nigger as soon as you're back on the mainland.


8. Roger Clemens
Ok, Rog at this point you've lost a lot of credibility with your fans. But it's cool you're still "The Rocket" and no one can touch you, but I'm not trying to spend my Spring Break at one of your Congressional hearings listening to how your wife was injected with HGH, that you didn't know about, and how you never touched the stuff.

More info on Clemens hard times click here: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/sports/5621846.html

7. Arthur Blank
In one move Mr. Blank revived football in Atlanta and changed a city. In a few moves he destroyed a perennial playoff contending team. Sure it wasn't his fault Mike Vick got locked up, but he did hire Bobby Petrino (a horrible coach unfit for the NFL). Now the Falcons have no head coach, no quarterback, no running back, and no tight end. You could hangout with Arthur Blank and spend the whole week hoping Home Depot stock rebounds.
Read up on the Falcon's latest bit of wheeling and dealing: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hw0K-b0aHJQ_QFQp1SUT5LuOaffQD8VE7E080

6. Kwame Kilpatrick
It's nice to see a black man in charge - until he blows it. Kilpatrick the mayor of Detroit embroiled in a text message sex scandal really screwed the pooch by not only cheating on his wife, but by getting busted via text message. Delete Kwame Delete. I'm sure he's a good guy and could show us all a great time in Detroit, but do you really want to go home with this guy and have to look the other way and play dumb when his wife is all in his face??? Not me.

Kwame and his supporters won't go silently into the night: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080315/NEWS01/80315069&imw=Y

5. PacMan Jones
All Star Game, Magic City, and every other VIP club in America is where you'll be rollin' with Pacman. The problem is once the drinks start flowin and Pac decides to "make it rain"....duck for cover. You see Mr Jones would be a great strip club patron if he didn't beat up half the strippers he was tipping.
New's on the lastest strip club brawl: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2775250

4. Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer
IT AIN'T TRICKIN' IF YOU GOT IT - words to live by, but not if you're the Governor of New York. Before winning office Spitzer was heralded as a crusader for his state and was a beloved family man. I'm sure he's a stand-up guy, but $3,500 for one night...

Click here for CNN's roundup of Spitzer coverage: http://topics.cnn.com/topics/eliot_spitzer

3. Bill O'Reilly
You know your friend that always dogs big girls, but as soon as no ones around he's all over them? That's how Bill O'Reilly feels about black women. Now don't get me wrong I love the sistas, but I hate Bill O'Reilly. Remeber how he argued with Cam'ron about rap music or when Al Sharpton took him to Silvia's and he was surprised by how "civilized" black people were? But Bill loves him some Karrine Stephens and other hos.


2. OJ Simpson
OJ - where do I begin? Orenthal James has a Heisman Trophy (til the Goldmans took it), was one the best football players USC ever produced, and an NFL Hall of Famer. He beat the murder charge, but can't seem to stay out of trouble. Recently OJ was charged with kidnapping and assault when he attempted to get back some of his football memorabilia from a some guys in a hotel. If that wasn't bad enough OJ's posse the for heist were just some guys he met at a wedding he was attending.
Click here for the latest on OJ's new trial: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/07/us/07cnd-vegas.html?ref=us

1. Your Friend that draws dicks when you pass out....
Nuff said...don't be this guy.


$20 Bucks if you can find this kid on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com